December 2011
27 posts
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
I am reminded of Philadelphia... →
fishingboatproceeds:
mochamint:
My Mom: What is this “Pizza John” shirt-thing on your Christmas list? Me: It’s an inside joke… Mom: Well he looks creepy! It’s weird! Me: Yes.
So one time I was in Philadelphia, walking down a street by myself, when a well-dressed woman in her 40s walked up to me, placed a hand on my shoulder, and said, rather accusingly, “Who are you?” I kind of shifted my...
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Into the TARDIS: The Physics of Fan-Fic Sex →
mallamun:
I. love. smut.
However, I have noticed a few… puzzling… recurrences in my preferred genre. Now, it has been scientifically proven that slash fic releases the same chemicals in the brain as eating chocolate does, and it has also been scientifically proven that chocolate releases…
November 2011
52 posts
bartyjoonyah:
I swear, the guy that plays Hank looks like he could be the lovechild of David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch.
He is SO attractive. Fun Fact: The actor was the boy in About a Boy, which has now ruined that movie for me.
This is why I love Matthew Lewis.
Interviewer: What is the secret of broomstick riding?
Matthew Lewis: Being a girl.
Interviewer: Why should we see this last film?
Matthew Lewis: Cause i'm in it.
Interviewer: What is the hardest part of stopping filming Harry Potter
Matthew Lewis: Well, I need to find another job now.
That really sad moment when you lean into kiss...
bartyjoonyah:
lmaogtfo:
Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
barackfuckingobama:
mypatronusisyou:
mrsweasley:
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
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themischief: